I need to tell you about one of the cooler things that ever happened to me.
And I know some of you are like, “Ugh, no, Geraldine this whole neurotic, insufferable girl with the awesome life thing is wearing thin” and I KNOW IT IS, PEOPLE. It is not my fault, okay? I do everything wrong and I fight with the President on Twitter and I’m just generally terrible and I say things like this.
I AM HORRIBLE.
But cool things just keep happening and I’m going to chalk it up to life being unfair. I mean, how many great people do you know who have awful things happen to them? Tons, right? So shouldn’t a terrible person have great things happen to her?
Hmm. Perhaps not.
Anywho, I give you the latest installment in Geraldine Does Not Deserve Her Life.
Yesterday my friend Deanna met with her book