I need to tell you something. Something very important.
Are you sitting down? It’s not strictly necessary. You can stand if you want. Do you need a pen? I guess you don’t need one of those, either. This isn’t a particularly long message. Are you ready? Okay.
You don’t need to make a pumpkin pie from scratch this Thanksgiving.
Actually, you don’t need to make a pumpkin pie, ever.
*waits for a moment while the weight of this information sinks deeply in*
Do you understand what I’m saying? Every year, the Pumpkin Lobby (note to self: maybe see if this is actually a thing) gets together and convinces the world that every single novelty food item made between September 21st and November 30th must contain pumpkin. And that’s … fine? I sort of like pumpkin! It’s sweet and spicy and tastes like you’re eating the candle section of TJ Maxx,
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